i'm so organic i stink
but that separates the men from the other men
i used to live across from an ice factory
but i have a great set of 3-d glasses at work
i learned to love myself at a pep rally
but didn't everyone
i was way fucked up by the moon
but wasn't everybody
i'm feeling rather limber and erudite
but I need a good christian nap
i hate the stuff i write
but i hate your stuff worse
i don't care how much a cubic neutron weighs
but cubic neutrons do
i was fucked by my own personality
but so were you
i know it's stupid
but it's not imperfect
-- the boy poets, doin' time and-a-half --
