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Hank's EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ.
Step right up.

For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient
self service,  come and get it, eat all you want, take all you can

one meat and two vegetables, eat here or die

dessert  not included except when illustrated

all credit applications will be accepted and remember

everythings a dollar 'til  11:00 am--is that to go?

Open for bidness at noon, c'mon y'all

Breakfast served 24 hours a week.

Hank's EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient

self service, take all you  want but eat all you take

there's less where that came from, and ain't half as good.

what do you think, I'm an idiot? for making you listen

to what I've been listening to for lo these many years, bub.

Order up. Pull around please.  No flossing on the premises.

Dentists not allowed. WelderWednesdays, 50 percent arc,

propane salesmen get a free side and  slice o' life to boot.

Hank's EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient

self service

so much better than being waited on

by a total stranger who don't know hot sauce from miso

(lemee smother them 'taters with white gravy 'n' glitteration).

way more  satisfying than a Knorr Vegetable Broth boullion

you drop in hot, brackish, boiling water which is self service anyway

and
Who had the Double Trouble extra stiff no goopy?
You better step right up here and claim it

witness protection or no witness protection.

You're not from these here parts are ya... Mr Smith is it?

Hank's EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient

self service

the likes of which you won't find in any mind

round here. Podner. Ponder that  and don't look too close.

Did I say Podner? as in I know you?

as in we work together

sometimes in opposition like our thumbs

used to do before we started thinking about it

too much and goofed  up but that is the way it is so

its not really all that opposable. Eh?

You want a napkin or you gonna wipe that

idea on your sleeve?

Hank's EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient

self service

food is our speciality, open 24 hours every week

without fail we bring you food when you don't need it 

and how you like it is all up to how your synaptic gaps

spit those info packets along the ol trial trail,

move along little doggie, git on up there, the trail's waitin' for ya'

cutting out those bits that don't bite, looking for real food,

lookin for that  really good food,
yippy ki yi yea

and
hold the buffalo, hold the cheese like products, drag my brain
through the Garden, I said put that order on wheels of fortune

I'm spinning round and round and round

fast as sunrise.

Hank's EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient

self service

You want some nuts with that?

Yeah,  sure you want some nuts.

 

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