Hank's
EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ.
Step right up.
For
your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient
self service, come and get it, eat
all you want, take all you can
one meat and two vegetables, eat here or
die
dessert not included except when illustrated
all credit applications will be accepted
and remember
everythings a dollar 'til 11:00 am--is
that to go?
Open for bidness at noon, c'mon y'all
Breakfast served 24 hours a week.
Hank's
EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous,
efficient
self service, take all you want but
eat all you take
there's less where that came from, and ain't
half as good.
what do you think, I'm an idiot? for making
you listen
to what I've been listening to for lo these
many years, bub.
Order up. Pull around please. No flossing
on the premises.
Dentists not allowed. WelderWednesdays,
50 percent arc,
propane salesmen get a free side and
slice o' life to boot.
Hank's
EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous,
efficient
self service
so much better than being waited on
by a total stranger who don't know hot sauce
from miso
(lemee smother them 'taters with white
gravy 'n' glitteration).
way more satisfying than a Knorr Vegetable
Broth boullion
you drop in hot, brackish, boiling water
which is self service anyway
and Who
had the Double Trouble extra stiff no goopy?
You better step right up here and claim
it
witness protection or no witness protection.
You're not from these here parts are ya...
Mr Smith is it?
Hank's
EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous,
efficient
self service
the likes of which you won't find in any
mind
round here. Podner. Ponder that and
don't look too close.
Did I say Podner? as in I know you?
as in we work together
sometimes in opposition like our thumbs
used to do before we started thinking about
it
too much and goofed up but that is
the way it is so
its not really all that opposable. Eh?
You want a napkin or you gonna wipe that
idea on your sleeve?
Hank's
EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous,
efficient
self service
food is our speciality, open 24 hours every
week
without fail we bring you food when you
don't need it
and how you like it is all up to how your
synaptic gaps
spit those info packets along the ol trial
trail,
move along little doggie, git on up there,
the trail's waitin' for ya'
cutting out those bits that don't bite,
looking for real food,
lookin for that really good food,
yippy ki yi yea
and hold
the buffalo, hold the cheese like products, drag my brain
through the Garden, I said put that order
on wheels of fortune
I'm spinning round and round and round
fast as sunrise.
Hank's
EatRite & FBI Witness Protection BBQ
For your convenience, we recommend courteous,
efficient
self service
You want some nuts with that?
Yeah, sure you want some nuts.