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1. $17.60

This web page.

2. $34.80

A mosquito a lot like the one that killed Alexander the Great.

3. $12.90

The plans to Calvin's house.

4. $5.19

Calvin's old Epson 800 Stylus printer.

5. $25.50

Matt's titanium-head custom-built driver.

6. $1.50

Some nice lug nuts

7. $1.00 even

Jon's third world vacation postcards.

8. $3.70

Pressure treated 10x2x6. Nearly new.

9. $22.50

The Crab Nebulae.

10. $2.50

Windows 95 Final Version.

11. $7.50

A thank-you note.

12. $30.00

A hideous fang.

13. $N/A

A warm greeting.

14. $16.69

Six inches of words, really good ones.

15. $4.00

Ex-spousal advice.

16. £4.

Three pounds of fat.

17. $39.97 FSMA*

Our entire beer bottle collection.

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